Ten Things You Might not Know about Us...
These are not the most interesting things about us....just 10 things that some of you might not know:
1. Jessica--knows how to clog and once even clogged in a show at Branson.
2. Chad--was once detained by the police for bashing in mailboxes with friends in a dumb juvenile moment....even had to wear handcuffs (My friend Corey's dad proclaimed to us over and over at the top of his lungs..."My baby was in bracelets....")
3. Jessica and Chad both played the saxophone for a brief stint when in middle school.
4. Jessica can't stand chewing tobacco...primarily because as a 16 year old she drove to Horatio, in her mom's hoopty truck, picked up a boy to go to HIS prom and he had a huge plug of tobacco in his mouth....
5. Chad has been on a motorcycle two times in his life, injuring himself both times. (once was as a 3rd grader on a dirt bike he had been told not to ride and received a 3rd degree burn on his leg, last time was in 02 as many of you may know when he crushed the right side of his face, had to have surgery and now has titanium in his face!)
6. Chad hates egg custard pie, cooked carrots and english peas. Sorry, those are all so gross.
7. Jessica doesn't like bar-b-que.....Chad loves it but Jessica is just not into it....
8. Chad's favorite classic country singers are Loretta Lynn and Dolly....a sucker for that twangy voice and a story of backwoods gals making it on their own. How can you not like some from Butcher Holler or Pigeon Forge?
9. Chad's first car was a 1978 Ford Fairmont, with a bashed in back fender, a window that would not roll down and major malfunctioning radio, heat/ac.
10. Jessica once ran a pair of a young man's underwear (provided by his own mother who was offended by his tactics) with his name on them up the flag pole at school after he had inappropriately harassed her in the hallways.....(I know you wouldn't expect this but it may cause you to think twice about crossing her in the future...)
1. Jessica--knows how to clog and once even clogged in a show at Branson.
2. Chad--was once detained by the police for bashing in mailboxes with friends in a dumb juvenile moment....even had to wear handcuffs (My friend Corey's dad proclaimed to us over and over at the top of his lungs..."My baby was in bracelets....")
3. Jessica and Chad both played the saxophone for a brief stint when in middle school.
4. Jessica can't stand chewing tobacco...primarily because as a 16 year old she drove to Horatio, in her mom's hoopty truck, picked up a boy to go to HIS prom and he had a huge plug of tobacco in his mouth....
5. Chad has been on a motorcycle two times in his life, injuring himself both times. (once was as a 3rd grader on a dirt bike he had been told not to ride and received a 3rd degree burn on his leg, last time was in 02 as many of you may know when he crushed the right side of his face, had to have surgery and now has titanium in his face!)
6. Chad hates egg custard pie, cooked carrots and english peas. Sorry, those are all so gross.
7. Jessica doesn't like bar-b-que.....Chad loves it but Jessica is just not into it....
8. Chad's favorite classic country singers are Loretta Lynn and Dolly....a sucker for that twangy voice and a story of backwoods gals making it on their own. How can you not like some from Butcher Holler or Pigeon Forge?
9. Chad's first car was a 1978 Ford Fairmont, with a bashed in back fender, a window that would not roll down and major malfunctioning radio, heat/ac.
10. Jessica once ran a pair of a young man's underwear (provided by his own mother who was offended by his tactics) with his name on them up the flag pole at school after he had inappropriately harassed her in the hallways.....(I know you wouldn't expect this but it may cause you to think twice about crossing her in the future...)

3 Comments:
At 7:06 AM,
Christy said…
Hilarious!!! The underwear up the flagpole is classic...I think I might try that! :)
At 7:05 PM,
Anonymous said…
That is my girl!
At 12:39 AM,
mindi11 said…
these are too hilarious! i loved reading this tonight :)
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